So, picture it... 7:15am -ish, roll over.... smell Juicy Fruit. First reaction is one of joy.... because you know just as well as I do, the best part of Juicy Fruit is indeed the smell!! So I think to myself... "Ahhhhh... Juicy Fruit is gonna move you" ... you know... the song... in a sort of half-dreaming state. Then I sorta wake up a bit more and mention to Erin that I think I just smelled Juicy Fruit. I chalked it up to a combination of two things:
- She took a late night bath last night so she probably smells clean and fragrant, and
- I was dreaming about Juicy Fruit in a half-awake state!
After a couple of minutes, Erin finds the answer to my problem: there a big wad of juicy fruit gum stuck to her ass!!! Boy did we laugh.... it was so hilarious!!!! So after laughing so hard my belly ached we found ourselves in the washroom trying to clean up and trying to piece together the complicated series of events that would make someone wake up in their own bed with Juicy Fruit stuck to their bum?
So, I thought I would make this an interactive blog posting!!! Are you up for it? If you're reading this it's because you probably know Erin or I, or maybe you know Erin AND I! Either way it's unimportant... and even if you don't know either of us it doesn't matter. But I'd like you to click the "comments" word below and write us a message on this blog with your hypothesis as to how this strange occurance could happen. (Don't forget to sign your name!) After one week, I will post the answer to the true way in which this strange phenomenon came to be! The person who's posting is closest to the true story will win a Mystery Prize! Ooooooooooooooooooooh-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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4 comments:
Here is what I think could have happened.
1. The maid came in and left Juicy Fruit under the pillow and Erin's significant other (you) took up so much room in the bed that her bum was on the pillow. But how did it stick... You drooled on the pillow making it wet enough to become tacky.
2 cents
Cat used a large wad of gum to stick a sign to her bum that said feed me. Sadly you didn't see the sign and the cat went hungry - and you got the gum.
Ever see a tabby cat blow a bubble terrifying.
Little green man said - GUMBY on her bum and it was. You need a vanity plate that says Gumby
A Frenchmen is calmly having his breakfast when an American (noisily chewing gum) sits beside him.
The Frenchman ignores the American who (not happy about this) starts a conversation
American: "Do you eat the whole bread?"
French (in a bad mood): "Of course!
American: "We don't. We only eat what is inside and the outside we put together in a container, recycle it, transform it into croissants and sell it to France."
The French listens in silence.
The American insists: "Do you eat the bread with jam?"
French (now more annoyed): "Of course!"
American: "We don't. We eat fresh fruit for our breakfast, put all the seed and the rest in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to France."
The Frenchman then asks: "And what do you do with condoms once you used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course!"
French: "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them, transform them into chewing gum and sell it to Canadians". ..... dont we all believe in recycling.. hahaha
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