BUT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you have not read the Juicy Fruit Mystery posting... I urge you to read it first before reading the solution to the gut wrenching, spine tingling, eyebrow raising, and butt licking tale!
Here's the original posting for your mystery quenching pleasure!
Ok.... so now for the solution. Here's how it happened.
I came home to Erin's place late the night before the ass-affixed Juicy Fruit was discovered.... and here's your first clue.... I was chewing Juicy Fruit gum!!! Crazy eh?
I was trying to be quiet in her appartment so I quickly sequestered myself to the washroom to brush my teeth and get ready for bed. For those who don't know Erin's apartment, she has a very LOUD fan that auto-annoyingly comes on when you turn on the lights. So I brushed my teeth in the dark, peed in the dark.... and here's the next very important piece of information... I threw away my Juicy Fruit gum into the toilet with a light toss. Well, I have never pretended to be Shaquille O'Neil and as a result I did not get "nothing but net" ... instead I got "everything that was rim." And as most intelligent adults will report, Juicy Fruit gum sticks to toilet seats!
Fast forward to middle of the night when Erin's bladder wakes her with gentle cries of "Erin you gotta pee girl!" Picture it... the half asleep girl installs herself on the toilet seat in the dark, not noticing the almost imperceptible squishing feeling of gum on her butt in her half-asleep state. And then voila! The Juicy Fruit gum is then unknowlingly transported into the bed, later to be found by me several hours into the future during my pseudo-waking state.
So there ya go! The Juicy Fruit mystery has now been solved. Thanks to everyone who postulated solutions to the strange observation! A special gift was promissed to the guess that came closest to the real story. Unfortunately, no close guesses had any meaningful personal identifications or signatures, so in good conscience I cannot issue the very valuable prize. Instead, it will be replaced in the prize vault for our next interactive Blog posting! Stay Tuned!! (*laugh*)
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